bronzebabybull: am i contributing right? btw i actually do say ‘blazing fuck’ with an accent
oh my god tomorrow’s May first. i just realized that when my friend told that dude at Disney that she chose chose the state school over the good one near mine, she wasn’t just looking for a placeholder, avoiding that awkward conversation that follows the phrase “i haven’t decided yet”. she made her decision, and she never told me. i guess i knew we were all getting...
doomyz: and this one.
Gamzee doesn't like ICP
ashisaloser: gangbanglerfish: cancerously: ...
alwaysblind: obsesses over an embarrassment that happened yesterday obsesses over an embarrassment that happened last month obsesses over an embarrassment that happened when i was 3 years old
==> Be a sexy boy
convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1
grandpa: what's this hungary james movie that everyone's talking about
me: no pop, it's hunger games
grandpa: hunger what?
me: hunger GAMES
grandpa: hungry gays?
me: yes pop, yes
grandpa: well if they stopped spending their lunch money on hair gel maybe they wouldn't be so hungry
explosivess: poxybastard: thanks netflix #the moose grazes over the empty fields #he stares into the fiery embers of the dimming sunlight #””maple syrup”” he chokes under his tears of remembrance